Mi perra no tiene Internet

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Mi perra está aut, no tiene Interné,
ni feisbu, ni Tuenti, ni Tuitter, ni aifón,
ni un emepecuatro, ni un emepetrés
y no tiene tablet, ni escribe en un bloj
No tiene pleystechon, no tiene equisbóx
ni gugle ni email ni emule ni ebai
ni guasap, ni lain, picasa, o, eskai
No retoca fotos con el fotochóp
que luego comparte con el instagram,
no sube peliculas, no tiene yutub,
ni lee novelas pues no tiene ebuk
Mi perrita es una "analfabaistam".

Se tiende en su cama, me ve trajinar
y nunca se aburre ¡Que envidia me da!


Versión en mi ingles particular  :-)

My doggy is "out", doesn't have Internet,
Nor Facebook or Tuenti nor Twitter or Iphone,
Nor an Mp4, or an Mp3
She doesn't have Tablet, nor writes in a Blog
doesn't have Playstation,doesn't have Xbox
She never wears Mail, Google, eMule, eBay
Neither WhatsApp or Line, Picasa, or, Skay
She doesn't retouch photos with the Photoshop
That then she sends with the Instagram,
Doesn't loads movies, "cause" doesn't have YouTube,
She don't read novels as she doesn't have E-Book
My doggy is an "analfa-bytes-tam".

She's lying in his bed, looks at me to work
She never gets bored. What envy gives me!